
Date Everything! is a fast-paced, decision-driven game where players are encouraged to romance a wide range of bizarre objects and entities within a condensed narrative experience. This game twists traditional dating mechanics into unexpected directions, allowing players to engage in dialogue, make awkward choices, and discover branching results through surreal relationships. Each playthrough takes you deeper into a world where logic fades and absurdity reigns.
Unlike traditional visual novels, Date Everything! places you in situations where you’re not dating people—but objects, concepts, and creatures. One moment you’re wooing a microwave, and the next you’re having a heartfelt exchange with an existential black hole. Each scenario comes with its own unique choices, tone, and potential endings. Your success depends on how well you navigate each subject’s personality and hidden desires.
There are no right or wrong answers in Date Everything!, only outcomes that reflect your boldness, empathy, or sheer randomness. By making different decisions with each character, players unlock secret paths, collect odd romance tokens, and discover entirely new arcs. Some characters challenge your approach with philosophical questions, while others require silly or chaotic responses to reach a conclusion.
The more characters you successfully—or unsuccessfully—date, the more new paths you’ll open up. Some relationships carry unexpected consequences, including game-altering variables that affect the environment or narrator. Replay value increases as you aim to fill your Datepedia with every possible outcome and character interaction.
Date Everything! turns the dating game format inside out with its oddball characters and choice-driven storytelling. Every date is a surprise, and every interaction tests how far you’re willing to go for the perfect ending—or the weirdest one. If you’re ready to romance the inanimate, the incomprehensible, and the impossible, this game is waiting.